A penny.

Down!

## Why won’t Eskimos eat a penguin egg?

Because they live on the opposite side of the world!

## Is the sky blue?

No, it does not have feelings.

## A boy and the doctor are fishing. The boy is the doctor’s son, but the doctor is not the boy’s father. Who is the doctor?

The boy’s mother.

## If I have to take a tablet every 1/2 hour, how many did I take in 1 1/2 hours?

4 tablets (one now and every 1/2 hour after that)

## A man lives on the 100 floor of an apartment. On rainy days he goes all the way up, but on sunny days he goes half way and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?

He is short. He can only reach the button for the 50th floor on the elevator. On rainy days he used his umbrella.

## How do you draw a square with 3 lines?

You draw a square with 3 lines in the middle.

## How many fingers do you have?

8 because thumbs don’t count.

## There are three rooms. The first one is filled with very important papers. The second one is filled with money. The third one is filled with jewelry. One day all of these rooms burst into fire. Which room did the policemen put out the fire in first?

None of them. Policemen don’t put out fires. Firemen do.

A smile

The hospital

## It is a Sunday morning and a man comes to find his wife dead. The maid said she was cleaning the kitchen, the mailman said he was delivering mail, the nanny said he was teaching the kids, and the farmer said he was harvesting his crops. Who done it?

The mailman because the mail does not come on Sunday.

## A man leaves home jogging, he turns left, he turns left again, then he turns left one last time, as he looking home he sees two masked men at home. What is he doing?

He is playing baseball

A candle.

## There are 8 men on a couch, three legs break and 6 men leave. How many legs are there?

5, because the 4 of the mens legs and the remaining 1 leg on the couch.