## Funny Trick Questions

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## How do you draw a square with 3 lines?

You draw a square with 3 lines in the middle.

## A man lives on the 100 floor of an apartment. On rainy days he goes all the way up, but on sunny days he goes half way and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?

He is short. He can only reach the button for the 50th floor on the elevator. On rainy days he used his umbrella.

## Is the sky blue?

No, it does not have feelings.

DOWN!

An envelope! ;)

## If a rooster lays an egg on top of a slanted roof, which way will it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

## There are 8 men on a couch, three legs break and 6 men leave. How many legs are there?

5, because the 4 of the mens legs and the remaining 1 leg on the couch.

## How many times can you subtract 5 from 25 ?

Once, after that you would be subtracting from 20, 15, 10, 5.

## Find The Next Number In Series ? 100 365 24 60 ? *Hint : Timing is everything

60. 100 years in a century, 365 days in a year, 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, & 60 seconds in a minute.

## On Thursday, a man came into a hot chips store to have some chips. He wanted his chips fried, so he said to the man who was cooking chips: "Hey, can I get my chips fried?" But the man who was cooking them said: "No". Why did he say 'no'?

Because it wasn't Friday. He could only fry chips on Friday. Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

## Tell me the three continuous days without using Sunday,Wednesday and Friday?

Yesterday,Today,Tomorrow

## Be quick and say the first thing that comes to your head - What do cows drink?

Water, cows don't drink milk LOL

It gets wet

## Franks father has four sons the first three are named 1,2,3 what is the fourth childs name?

frank./most people think its four

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## If a tree falls in a forest and no ones around. and it hits a mime does anyone care?

Even when people are around, nobody would care. P.S. thank you far side

## Larry's father has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty...Guess what would be the name of the fifth?

Fifty? Well no! It's Larry! (Larry is the fifth son).

## Garfield is walking on a road and suddenly the road detours. What would Garfield do?

There's nothing much to do. Garfield will take the detour, as he has no other way to go!

step 6!

## A man is lying shot on the road. The police come to investigate. Right away, they know who shot him. Why?

He is only shot, not dead.

## If a male goat drinks water from the uk eats the grass of usa who has the right on milk

A male goat doesn't give milk.