Welcome to Trick Questions

The newest trick questions are added below. Click on the question to submit comments. If you know of a trick question that is not already on this site, please submit it.

The teacher's order was ignored. She was very pleased. Why?

 
Answer: 
The teacher ordered an inexpensive steak at a restaurant. The owner was one of her former students and he made sure she got the best steak on the menu.

A rooster lays an egg on the top of a pointy roof. the wind is blowing hard to the west. which direction does the egg fall to?

 
Answer: 
No way. roosters don't lay eggs!! :D

What is black and white and red all over?

 
Answer: 
A newspaper!

1+1=

 
Answer: 
2

Can you name three fishes that start with a K and end with a K

 
Answer: 
King Sized Haddock Killer Shark Kilmarnock-but it's not a fish Yes it is it's a pla(i)ce

I can write your exact weight!

 
Answer: 
Your exact weight

Why did the soy cow cross the road?

 
Answer: 
To get some soy milk!!!!

There was a man trapped in a solid concrete box with no windows or doors. There was no way out. The only thing in the middle of the box was a table with a mirror ontop. The man managed to get out moments later. How did he get out?

 
Answer: 
He took the mirror, Saw himself, took the saw, and cut the table in half. He then put the table back together and made a whole and got out.

One night a king and a queen were in a castle. The next day the king and queen left. Who was left at the castle.

 
Answer: 
the knight. [I forgot to put the "k" on night]

uydtt5rcyhgbiuyfy6rdujhbuts5uyf5rdjhvthrs

If you were a skydiver and a bear was chasing you toward a cliff, would it be smart to jump off the cliff?

 
Answer: 
Yes, because skydivers have parachutes.

If eggs are 12 cents a dozen, how much does one hundred eggs cost?

 
Answer: 
.12 DOZEN MAKE THEM A PENNY A PIECE SO THE ANSWER IS 100, NOT 9 AND 1/3RD DOZEN WHICH IS A HUNDRED ALSO BUT WRONG BECAUSE THE QUESTION ASK HOW MANY EGGS NOT HOW MANY DOZEN EGGS!!!!

I have two coins that make up 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel.

 
Answer: 
QUARTER AND A NICKEL ONLY 1 IS NOT A NICKEL WHICH IS THE QUARTER

A butcher that is 6' 3" in height, what does he weigh?

 
Answer: 
MEAT

Which weighs more a ton of rocks or feathers?

 
Answer: 
They are both equal.

There is an electric train going West, where is the smoke going?

 
Answer: 
Nowhere!! There is no smoke, it's an electric train!!

How many apples can you put in an empty box?

 
Answer: 
One. Because after that it's not empty anymore.

On a windy day a rooster lays an egg on a roof, which side does the egg roll down?

 
Answer: 
THERE IS NO EGG!!!!! ROOSTERS CAN'T LAY EGGS!!!!!!!!!

There are 20 apples if you pick up 5 how many apples are there?

 
Answer: 
20. you just picked up 5 apples they didn't go anywhere so there is still 20!!

What color is a mirror?

 
Answer: 
It depends whats reflecting off it!!!

A little girl was lying in the middle of construction yet she is not hurt . How is this possible?

 
Answer: 
The little girl is lying in the middle of a toy construction set!

Mississippi is a city. Spell it

 
Answer: 
"I" and "T" because I said spell IT.

There is a man on the floor with half a match stick in his hand and there is a hot air balloon above him how did he die?

 
Answer: 
There were 5 men on a hot air balloon and it was to heavy so someone had to jump off, so the person with the shortest match stick had to jump off and he had the shortest match stick!