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A couple lives in a one storey house by the beach. They paint their whole house pink, their walls, chairs and beds are all pink. What colour are the stairs?

 
Answer: 
There are no stairs! It's a one storey house!

There are 5 fish swimming in a lake then a shark came he ate 1 how many were left

 
Answer: 
None, they all got scared and swam away.

What is the only time friday comes before thursday?

 
Answer: 
The dictionary

What has an ear, but cannot hear ,has a colonel but no army?

 
Answer: 
Corn

What is red and white and can travel the world in 1 night?

 
Answer: 
Santa Clause

Why did the frog fly? It drank red bull. Then why did the snake fly? It ate the frog . Then why did the eagle fly?

 
Answer: 
it has wings

I have roads but no cars, I have oceans but no water who am I?

 
Answer: 
A map

7+6 IS 12 or 7+6 ARE 12?

 
Answer: 
None. 7+6=13

If a tree falls in a forest and no ones around. and it hits a mime does anyone care?

 
Answer: 
Even when people are around, nobody would care. P.S. thank you far side

Larry's father has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty...Guess what would be the name of the fifth?

 
Answer: 
Fifty? Well no! It's Larry! (Larry is the fifth son).

Garfield is walking on a road and suddenly the road detours. What would Garfield do?

 
Answer: 
There's nothing much to do. Garfield will take the detour, as he has no other way to go!

where was the decloration of independence signed?

 
Answer: 
At the bottom!

What goes up, down, but stays in the same place?

 
Answer: 
Stairs

If you and me are stupid who is between us?

 
Answer: 
the word and

A man is lying shot on the road. The police come to investigate. Right away, they know who shot him. Why?

 
Answer: 
He is only shot, not dead.

If a male goat drinks water from the uk eats the grass of usa who has the right on milk

 
Answer: 
A male goat doesn't give milk.

Who was the president of USA before John F. Kennedy was assaninated?

 
Answer: 
John F. Kennedy.

What did the wall say to the other wall?

 
Answer: 
Meet you at the corner.

A man weighs 190 pounds and you cut his head off and he still weighs 190 pounds how is this possible?

 
Answer: 
He was light headed.

What's in the middle of middle and at the end of end?

 
Answer: 
D.

A fly is dead in the middle of a plant pot, how does it get out?

 
Answer: 
It can't, it's dead.

What is 7+0+2

 
Answer: 
702= VEGAS

There were 10 horses in a farm and the farmer was on vaction and 3 horses died. How many horses are left?

 
Answer: 
10 because the farmer is on vaction so no one took the dead horses.