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## If a farmer met another farmer in another farmers field. How many F's in that?

None, tere are no F's in that!

## What is black and white and read all over?

A Newspaper you read it all over.

## Why don't horses wear gloves?

They don't have hands!

## How many times can you take away 2 from 100?

Once! Because after that it's not 100 anymore .

## The Library of Alexandria contains many books. how many letters are in those books?

10. There are ten letters in "those books."

Squeak

## Pretend you had to choose from a room with murderers and lunatics,a room with tigers that have be starved for 3 months and a room with shark tanks. Where would you go?

To the room with the tigers that have been starved for 3 months because they would be dead.

## What was the tallest mountain on Earth before Mt. Everst was discovered?

Mt. Everest, it still existed, it just hadn't been discovered yet.

An envelope! ;)

## A guy has 379 eggs. You take away 37. How many do you have?

37, because you took 37.

## What's heavier a ton of metal or a ton of feathers?

Some people might say that it's metal but they both way a ton!

## Mr and Mrs Johnson have 2 boys and each boy has a sister. Mr and Mrs Jones have 3 boys and each boy has a sister. Between these two families, how many sisters are there?

5, because the boys in the Johnson family are related and they all have 1 sister, meaning they have the same one. And the boys in the Jones family are related and they all have 4 sisters. Creating 5 sister in total.

Today and Tomorrow

Dinner.

## If a rooster lays an egg on top of a slanted roof, which way will it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

## A butcher is six feet tall. He has a size 40 waist, wears size 10 shoes and a size 8 hat. What does he weigh?

Meat, a butcher weighs meat.

## I met a man on London Bridge. He tipped his hat and drew his cane. In this limerick I've said his name.

His name is Andrew.

It was daylight.

## What do Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Same middle name.

Dictionary

## There are 8 men on a couch, three legs break and 6 men leave. How many legs are there?

5, because the 4 of the mens legs and the remaining 1 leg on the couch.

## How many times can you subtract 5 from 25 ?

Once, after that you would be subtracting from 20, 15, 10, 5.