Trick Questions For Kids

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A monkey, bird and squirrel race up a coconut tree. Who gets to the bannana first?

 
Answer: 
Non of them, coconuts grow on coconut trees, not bananas.

How many fingers do you have?

 
Answer: 
8,because thumbs don't count.

If a farmer met another farmer in another farmers field. How many F's in that?

 
Answer: 
None, tere are no F's in that!

What is black and white and read all over?

 
Answer: 
A Newspaper you read it all over.

Why don't horses wear gloves?

 
Answer: 
They don't have hands!

What did the mouse say to the cheese?

 
Answer: 
Squeak

What can you never eat for breakfast?

 
Answer: 
Dinner.

How did the bus driver see a dog in the road when there was a blackout?

 
Answer: 
It was daylight.

What do Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common?

 
Answer: 
Same middle name.

What stands up, but grows down?

 
Answer: 
A Candle

When the snow melts what does it become?

 
Answer: 
spring

why did cinderella get kicked out from the football team?

 
Answer: 
because she ran away from the ball

There are 5 fish swimming in a lake then a shark came he ate 1 how many were left

 
Answer: 
None, they all got scared and swam away.

What has an ear, but cannot hear ,has a colonel but no army?

 
Answer: 
Corn

What is red and white and can travel the world in 1 night?

 
Answer: 
Santa Clause

Why did the frog fly? It drank red bull. Then why did the snake fly? It ate the frog . Then why did the eagle fly?

 
Answer: 
it has wings

If a peacock lays an egg each day, and there's two peacocks, how many eggs are there in a a week?

 
Answer: 
None, peacocks don't lay eggs peahens do! -Roxi

A man walked into a bar and immediately fell unconscious. Why?

 
Answer: 
He walked into a metal bar.

A dogs lead (leash) streches 9 foot how does he get his bone if its 12 feet away how did the dog get his bone?

 
Answer: 
He wasn't wearing his lead

How long does it take for a snail to screw in a lightbulb?

 
Answer: 
Forever! snails don't have arms!

Mr and Mrs smith go on a picnic. They have 7 children each of them have 2 twins how many people go for picnic ?

 
Answer: 
Two, because only mister and Mrs smith go for picnic I am only telling you there history.

What did the cat say to the other cat?

 
Answer: 
Meow! cats cannot say anything else!

What did the turtle say to the other turtle?

 
Answer: 
Nothing! Turtles can't talk.

If Joe's pet bird lays an egg in his neighbor's yard, who owns it?

 
Answer: 
The bird, it's the one who layed it!