## Trick Questions For Kids

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## A monkey, bird and squirrel race up a coconut tree. Who gets to the bannana first?

Answer:

Non of them, coconuts grow on coconut trees, not bananas. ## If a farmer met another farmer in another farmers field. How many F's in that?

Answer:

None, tere are no F's in that! ## why did cinderella get kicked out from the football team?

Answer:

because she ran away from the ball ## There are 5 fish swimming in a lake then a shark came he ate 1 how many were left

Answer:

None, they all got scared and swam away. ## If a peacock lays an egg each day, and there's two peacocks, how many eggs are there in a a week?

Answer:

None, peacocks don't lay eggs peahens do!
-Roxi ## A dogs lead (leash) streches 9 foot how does he get his bone if its 12 feet away how did the dog get his bone?

Answer:

He wasn't wearing his lead
## Mr and Mrs smith go on a picnic. They have 7 children each of them have 2 twins how many people go for picnic ?

Answer:

Two, because only mister and Mrs smith go for picnic I am only telling you there history. ## If Joe's pet bird lays an egg in his neighbor's yard, who owns it?

Answer:

The bird, it's the one who layed it!