## A man drew 5 dots on 1 page 5 dots on another and 1 dot on another how many spots all together?

0 because they are dots not spots.

## There’s a hole 2 ft. wide, 2 ft. long, and 2 ft. deep. How much dirt is in the hole?

It’s a hole! How can there be any dirt in a hole?

GOD

## Miss Harmen had three kids. What is Miss Harmen’s husbands last name?

Miss Harmen does not have a husband.

Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E

## Why can’t an elephant living in Alaska be buried in Hawaii?

He’s still alive!

## There were 10 birds on a tree. A hunter shot one bird down. How many birds are left on the tree?

0 birds because the other birds got scared and flew away.

## A man is walking on the Brooklyn Bridge. He looked over the edge, and on the river he saw a boat with 92 people onboard. He jumped in the water and got on the boat. When he climbed aboard, he couldn’t find a single person. Why?

Every person the the boat was married.

## What can you never eat at breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.

Mary

## You are the bus driver. At the first stop, 9 people get on. At the next stop, 5 people get on and two people go off. At the third stop, 7 people go off and one person gets on. How old is the bus driver?

However old you are, because YOU are the bus driver.

## Imagine you are trapped in a house. All doors and windows are blocked off. Attack dogs are guarding every possible exit. Watchtowers are surrounding the house. There is no way to contact anyone. But, you can escape. How?

You stopped imagining.

And

Charcoal.