## What animal can jump higher than a building?

All animals, buildings don’t jump.

## How many sides does a circle have?

Two, the inside and the outside.

## A boy kicks a soccer ball, it goes ten feet away and then comes right back to him. How can that be?

He kicked the ball straight up in the air.

A penny.

It was daylight.

## How can a man go eight days without sleep?

By sleeping at night.

The letter “E”.

John F. Kennedy.

## If a male goat drinks water from the UK and eats grass from the USA, who has the right to the milk?

A male goat does not give milk.

The word and.

A map

A hole!

## A dogs leash stretches 9 feet. If the dogs bone is 12 feet away, how did the dog get the bone?

The dog was not wearing his leash.

## There was a Round castle. Someone had killed the princess. The prince went around asking. He asked the knight, “no I was shining my armor,”. He asks the queen, “no I was taking my beauty nap.” He asked maid, “no I was cleaning the corners.” Who killed the princess?

The maid, there are no corners in a round castle.

## A man goes to a shop and asks for a plate of bacon, peas, potatoes and sausages. How does the shop keeper know the man is from the army?

The man is wearing a army uniform

## There were 10 horses in a farm and the farmer was on vacation and 3 horses died. How many horses are left?

10 because the farmer is on vaction so no one took the dead horses.

The letter “D”.