What is brown, has a head and tail but no body? Posted on May 20, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerA penny.
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 10mph East, where would the apple fall? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerDown!
Why won’t Eskimos eat a penguin egg? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerBecause they live on the opposite side of the world!
Is the sky blue? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerNo, it does not have feelings.
A boy and the doctor are fishing. The boy is the doctor’s son, but the doctor is not the boy’s father. Who is the doctor? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerThe boy’s mother.
If I have to take a tablet every 1/2 hour, how many did I take in 1 1/2 hours? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View Answer4 tablets (one now and every 1/2 hour after that)
A man lives on the 100 floor of an apartment. On rainy days he goes all the way up, but on sunny days he goes half way and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme 1 Comment View Answer He is short. He can only reach the button for the 50th floor on the elevator. On rainy days he used his umbrella.
How do you draw a square with 3 lines? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View Answer You draw a square with 3 lines in the middle.
How many fingers do you have? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View Answer8 because thumbs don’t count.
There are three rooms. The first one is filled with very important papers. The second one is filled with money. The third one is filled with jewelry. One day all of these rooms burst into fire. Which room did the policemen put out the fire in first? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerNone of them. Policemen don’t put out fires. Firemen do.
What is it that everyone has, and when they give it to someone, that person will give it right back to them? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerA smile
If you jump off a two story building, where do you land? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme 1 Comment View AnswerThe hospital
What do you get when you mix a knife and a human? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerDead
It is a Sunday morning and a man comes to find his wife dead. The maid said she was cleaning the kitchen, the mailman said he was delivering mail, the nanny said he was teaching the kids, and the farmer said he was harvesting his crops. Who done it? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme 1 Comment View AnswerThe mailman because the mail does not come on Sunday.
A man leaves home jogging, he turns left, he turns left again, then he turns left one last time, as he looking home he sees two masked men at home. What is he doing? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerHe is playing baseball
There are 8 men on a couch, three legs break and 6 men leave. How many legs are there? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View Answer 5, because the 4 of the mens legs and the remaining 1 leg on the couch.
What do Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerSame middle name.
How did the bus driver see a dog in the road when there was a blackout? Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View Answer It was daylight.
I met a man on London Bridge. He tipped his hat and drew his cane. In this limerick I’ve said his name. Posted on May 19, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerHis name is Andrew.
