What did the phone say to the flat-screen TV? Posted on November 5, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerWanna connect?
Where does a chicken have the most feathers? Posted on October 24, 2017 by adme 1 Comment View AnswerOn the outside.
What did the nice garbage can say to the gossiping garbage can? Posted on October 23, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerStop talking trash.
What country’s capital is growing the fastest? Posted on October 6, 2017October 6, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerIreland’s, every year it’s Dublin.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Posted on October 5, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerBecause they are all extinct.
What animal can jump higher than a building? Posted on October 3, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerAll animals, buildings don’t jump.
How can you tell carrots are good for your eyes? Posted on September 28, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerYou never see rabbits wearing glasses.
When do you stop at green and go at red? Posted on September 18, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerWhen you are eating a watermelon.
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he? Posted on September 16, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerA priest.
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand? Posted on September 16, 2017 by adme Leave a comment View AnswerA palm.
