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Is the sky blue?

 
Answer: 
No, it does not have feelings.

A lorry driver is going the wrong way down a one way street. The police drive past and don't stop him, why?

 
Answer: 
He's walking!

Why won't eskimos eat a penguin egg?

 
Answer: 
Because they live on the opposite side of the world!

There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 10mph east, where would the apple fall?

 
Answer: 
DOWN!

Why did a women take a elephant instead of a car?

 
Answer: 
Because the elephant had a bigger trunk.

There are 5 houses. One is made out of red bricks, one made of blue bricks, one made of yellow bricks, a house of purple bricks, what is the green house made out of?

 
Answer: 
Glass! Because it is a greenhouse! Not a green colored house!

If a farmer met another farmer in another farmers field. How many F's in that?

 
Answer: 
None, tere are no F's in that!

What is black and white and read all over?

 
Answer: 
A Newspaper you read it all over.

Why don't horses wear gloves?

 
Answer: 
They don't have hands!

How many times can you take away 2 from 100?

 
Answer: 
Once! Because after that it's not 100 anymore .

The Library of Alexandria contains many books. how many letters are in those books?

 
Answer: 
10. There are ten letters in "those books."

What did the mouse say to the cheese?

 
Answer: 
Squeak

Pretend you had to choose from a room with murderers and lunatics,a room with tigers that have be starved for 3 months and a room with shark tanks. Where would you go?

 
Answer: 
To the room with the tigers that have been starved for 3 months because they would be dead.

What was the tallest mountain on Earth before Mt. Everst was discovered?

 
Answer: 
Mt. Everest, it still existed, it just hadn't been discovered yet.

What begins with an "e", ends with an "e" and only has one letter in it?

 
Answer: 
An envelope! ;)

A guy has 379 eggs. You take away 37. How many do you have?

 
Answer: 
37, because you took 37.

What's heavier a ton of metal or a ton of feathers?

 
Answer: 
Some people might say that it's metal but they both way a ton!

Mr and Mrs Johnson have 2 boys and each boy has a sister. Mr and Mrs Jones have 3 boys and each boy has a sister. Between these two families, how many sisters are there?

 
Answer: 
5, because the boys in the Johnson family are related and they all have 1 sister, meaning they have the same one. And the boys in the Jones family are related and they all have 4 sisters. Creating 5 sister in total.

What two days start with T besides Tuesday and Thursday?

 
Answer: 
Today and Tomorrow

What can you never eat for breakfast?

 
Answer: 
Dinner.

If a rooster lays an egg on top of a slanted roof, which way will it roll?

 
Answer: 
Roosters don't lay eggs.

A butcher is six feet tall. He has a size 40 waist, wears size 10 shoes and a size 8 hat. What does he weigh?

 
Answer: 
Meat, a butcher weighs meat.

I met a man on London Bridge. He tipped his hat and drew his cane. In this limerick I've said his name.

 
Answer: 
His name is Andrew.

How did the bus driver see a dog in the road when there was a blackout?

 
Answer: 
It was daylight.

What do Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common?

 
Answer: 
Same middle name.